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- It's possible to stop buying plants.
- Can you please leave me alone, I'm on the lavatory.
- Ikea is just another shop.
- I asked you if you wanted any, I asked you - now stop eating it off my plate.
- One may have a thought and not say it. This does not make me insular, it merely separates me from you and that mad woman who's always shouting at the pigeons outside the supermarket.
- They're just nail clippings. Nail clippings must be the most inert thing on the planet, how can anyone seriously have a problem with nail clippings? You might as well freak out with, 'Bleuuuurrggh - helium!' Really - just get a hold of yourself. So you've walked barefoot across the bathroom and you find this has resulted in a nail clipping or two sticking to the bottom of your foot; well, simply brush them off into the bin - they're just nail clippings."
This basically describes my relationship with my husband. Nail clippings are disgusting, you should at least be able to verbally describe what you are thinking, your food=my food, and no I will not leave you alone just because you are on the can. The end!
I almost cheated with the whole FB given up for Lent thing. Only day 2, and I am already contemplating cheating!!!
We are leaving for Disney World tomorrow morning at 9am. So excited! Celebrating Steve's 26th birthday - what an old man! I am bringing my laptop and Spanish book for studying in the car... a grand total of 14 hours in the car this weekend should be PLENTY of time to edit my essay, study for Spanish, and complete a few other assignments.
This semester has FLOWN by. I hope the next 76 semesters fly by as well :P
SEE YOU IN DISNEY WORLD :) :) :)
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